From the "Can You Believe It" File.

"Hello handsome Kitty. What brings you here?" "My people adopted me from here a few months ago but brought me back today." "Why? Were you a bad cat? Did you scratch the furniture? Did you bite? Did you not use your litter box? Were they moving?" "No, none of those things. I was a very good, loving cat with lots of purrsonality." "Then why on earth are you back here?" "They said my poop stunk." (A true story - except for the cat talking)